10 of the best mad-mum quotes from singer Pink

Freak show

"And it's just a dance party and now my husband can't call me a freak cause somebody's dancing with me," Pink tells Ellen DeGeneres.

Prescious moments

"Now that Willow's so rambunctious and doing her own thing, nursing is the only time I can get her to stop and star longingly into my eyes," Pink tells Fabulous magazine.

Mummy momentos

"My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears and the colour of poop," Pink tweeted.

Pitter patter

"You realise one day, Holy s**t, she's running away from me!" Pink tells Entertainment Tonight Canada.

Turning tables

"I'm glad that I waited until I was 31 to have a baby because, honestly, how many tables can you dance on? I've pretty much claimed them all and so I don't feel like I've missed anything. And right now is the best part of life," Pink tells Fabulous magazine.

On being mum...

"It's surprised me how good I am at being a mom," Pink tells Fabulous magazine.

The practicalities

"Sippy cup? Check. Rubber squeaky froggie? Check. Teething necklae? Check. Crackers? Check. Teething cookie? Check. LET'S MOVE!!!" Pink tweeted.

What a hangover...

"F**k me. Babies do not respect hangovers. That's the last time I'm ever going out again until she's in college," Pink tells Fabulous magazine.

Changing faces

On Willow: "She's got the one-eyebrow thing and she's working on her attitude face, except her timing is all off. So, she'll wake up and I'll say: 'Good morning!' But then she'll give it the face and then start laughing. I'm like: 'You gotta wait. You gotta save it for when I tell you to do something you don't want to do!'" Pink tells Fabulous magazine.